YUL BRYNNER DOESN’T GIVE A MOTHERFUCK

 

wipes his ass with the Louvre
bathes in the Grand Canyon
punches down clouds that block
his sun. On the weekend, he fucks
up the Taj Mahal with his buddies
Toshiro Mifune and Genghis Kahn
all because he is Yul Brynner, and
Yul Brynner doesn't give a mother-
fuck