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TRAPPED IN GARY BUSEY'S HOUSE, ONE TEXT LEFT

 

I'd Rather have my dick stuck in a chinese finger

trap with george lucas than be stuck here, but

here I am. My mother warned me never to accept

an invitation from gary busey. Oh god, and noW

I've used my last text to write

this shitty poem

YOLO

Pick Me.

I got THE plum dittyS

for your ass.

No Way, Bro.

Pick me I got 

thAT dope jellY.

I mean jam.

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